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I was what you might call a wandering soul.
No, scratch that, I hated it before I finished typing it.

What should I say about myself?
I've been around for a really long time. I've been around so long, I can't even remember growing up. Sure, I understand most humans have this problem too, but how many of you have mothers that can't remember giving birth to you?

I'm from a clan of demons called The Granok, and I capitalized the "t" for a reason. Compared to most of my species, I'm the cuddly one, which doesn't say much. I've done things that could make Atilla the Hun (that guy knew how to party) run to the little sissys room. You should know I am not cute, not gentle, and I am not soft on the inside. This is not a blog the ladies should open up directly after watching a Julia Roberts movie.

My clan was really good at dishing out the death and mayhem. Seriously, we had merit badges. I think we pushed the envelope a bit though, because the Senior Partners of Wolfram and Hart made my kind incorporeal sometime after the middle ages. This meant we couldn't touch anything, affect anything, or break anything. All we could do was watch events un-fold around us from that point on. Guess they weren't liking the competition.

The upside to this was our newfound ability to travel through time and other dimensions. Wasn't great, but at least we had more channels to choose from while we looked for things to keep ourselves from yawning. Hey, silver linings right?

So that's it. That's my story. I'm a time shifting, dimension-jumping demon bad-ass. I have a sharp wit, sparkling personality, and a horrific smile. Don't cross me, or I might...

I don't know, kill you with my piercing stare or something.

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